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Georgia Martin ’27 We here at TigerMag just want to let you know that EVERYTHING IS FINE AND NOTHING IS WRONG. We know this because there has never been any issue in the world or in our local community that has affected anyone, so it must be the case that there is nothing bad in…

Mira Ho-Chen ‘26 and Juna Brothers ‘28 Last Friday, the syllabus for the next semester of the Humanities (HUM) Sequence was published. The course aims to give first-year students a taste of some of the greatest works of writing in the Western canon, from ancient philosophy to contemporary fiction. To the surprise of some, the…

Lucy Harper ’28 (and British) Have you been a victim of the Princeton University Band (PUB, pronounced ‘pee-you-bee’) in the last two years? Have you accidentally told someone that you play a wind or brass instrument and been immediately added to some listserv telling you that rehearsal is at 7? Then look no further than…

Danny Smiley ‘28 On March 17th, 2025, the Princeton University Office of Undergraduate Admissions announced the expansion of full financial aid to students with families earning less than exactly $200,001 per year. This statement comes just minutes after Harvard University pledged to be tuition-free to families earning less than $200,000 per year—a noticeably smaller number…

Yara Almoussa ’28 For the past 2 weeks, citizens of the world have reported a string of unexpected and terrifying events that are presumed to have originated from Princeton University. A longstanding tradition for many student organizations on the Ivy League campus, “pickups,” has seeped out of the Orange Bubble and into the rest of…

Luke Schrieber ’28 President Eisgruber has been in the news a lot this past year, with the encampments, the pressure to move to Hoboken, the Supreme Court overturning affirmative action, and so on. Now, everyone knows that the affirmative action debates will resolve themselves at some point or another. The main issue currently facing Princeton,…

Elena Eiss ’28 Chaos broke out at Tiger Inn last Sunday at what was intended to be a light-hearted, unassuming Groundhog Day-themed rager. Fueled by sports betting-inspired rage, at least thirty Princeton undergrads were sent to the new Frist Health Center following a major brawl over the six-more-weeks-of-winter verdict from Punxsutawney Phil.  The Groundhog Day…